Golf
Driving You Crazy? It all starts with the swing.
Presenting the most innovative golf swing learning aid yet, the GraVGroov
Plus!
Hi I'm Sam
Dunkley, and I'm a pro. If I didn't think that this was the best
golfing appliance I'd ever seen then they wouldn't have got me out of that
little jam with that caddie in Atlanta. But that's another story, I'm here to
talk about breasts, yes breasts, and the impact they've had on me and the game of
golf.
In discussions around the club house, we came to realize that quite often the fairer sex had an
advantage of the chest variety. In fact the centrifugal motion of
breasts during the golf swing was actually an accurate guage of swing tempo. We
contacted a prestigious physics research team from the University of California.
Even without their help, we put together our research team, put our heads together
as we had so often done in the past and
came up with THE solution to swing timing. The GravGroov Plus.
Its so simple we can't see why we didn't think of it before.
Our invention combines new LiquidNipple Tungsten Technology with Dual
DyMamarics. The principle is simple. Gravity and Energy that you can feel and touch when
ever you want to practice. Lets go through the golf swing using the GravGroov
Plus and explain why this manipulate your swing to score better.
To start off we just strap it on and pick up our six
iron.
At address the GGP is slightly compressed. This gives the unit a boost,
essential starting off the chemical reaction which feels so natural.
As I raise the club the LiquidNipple inserts begin to react and travel
upwards releasing some of the compression.
At the top of the swing the whole device becomes weightless as the upward
force is taken up by the downward pull of gravity. This gives the wearer a clear
unmistakable sign that it is now time to start the downswing
As the
club falls the extra platinum enhancements drive the club down and in forming a
perfect groove in which to slide the club. Hence the name: the GravGroov.
The downswing
transfers the energy to the upswing effortlessly and smoothly.
As the club rises to complete the arc, the power of the LiquidNipple inserts
had been released on the ball......
......as it speeds
toward the hole needing only a short putt to put it in. All in all a most
satisfying experience and the worlds most innovative and natural training
assistant. The sturdy stitching and durability make it a truly superior
product.
After
the shot there is a secondary energy release we call recoil, which is quite
normal and should die down significantly after each stroke.
Forget your old swing coaches, get the GravGroov
Plus.
It'll cut down your time on the course by reducing the number of strokes per
round, and will keep you out of the rough.
Get One today.
GravGroov Plus.
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