Just when all seemed simple and good in the world along comes a spider to sit down beside her and cause Holy War in the Name of Squiddly Diddley and the Whole Darn Gang.

Meanwhile and I mean mean, Nurse Vee attempts a new record for imaginative things to do whilst toying with a bag of carrots, and due to a short in the space time contingency, bingo, no housey housey, good night Vienna.  Police called to the scene were asked about the situation. They said thanks for asking, and that their underwear generally rode up after a long night on duty, and the night Sergeant had had a nasty cold since Tuesday. 

Outrageous and without the aid of a net, artistic license, or English spelling. 

As the sole survivor of the Incident Nurse Vee, seen here resting on a friend in Kualalupur, near Neasden, said she regrets the demise of the Gerbils, but added that they had lived tortured lives of guilt and was really quite glad to see the back of the ungrateful little bastards.

And in the USA, one direct consequence of the anomaly was that strange and unknown newcasters of foreign origin were seen to take over local broadcasts with series of knock knock jokes directed at mental patients.

YBDC would like to get to the bottom of this especially as Jack Speechly, roving reporter and bob viveur has been rumored to be moonlighting.