interrupted:Brest, France a Lesbian love affair interrupted:
Nothing has been heard since yesterday when the Coalition for Independence for Brittany, occupied by the French "government" since 1545, or about a quarter to four, claimed to be holding Kim Quimby, YBDC alternative cultural affairs reporter. Last news was a tersely worded statement from Brest Separatist Leader Renee Gina Hertbete, who stated that he would bring the world to it's knees if the indigenous Breton people were not left alone by Paris, and indeed the world, to live their traditional way of life. Hertbete also re-stated his general councils previous demands that the local McDonalds franchises should be upgraded to include indoor toilets, and that something should be done to improve satellite TV reception.
An earlier kidnapping story concerning a man named Gunter hired by the YBDC management was erroneous. First it was thought she was being held by a dog, then a Herr Gunter; an actual German shepherd, but this turned out to be a probable false trail put out by the Brest Seperatists.
Her new assignment in Australia on Lesso love down under will have to be put aside while negotiations continue.
In a related story, the Guinness Book of CDs report that this is the first report of a French person being terse.
Watch this space. In the meantime we may remind ourselves of Kims previous report on the Man-Elk Love Association.
Clive Sparsehandle
YBDC
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MAN-ELK LOVE Association and the Fall-out, so to speak: a social report by Kim Quimby, our diversity co-orrespondent.
Why Man-Elk? I asked the hard questions, I probed these tundra loving sportsmen, I went where no lesbian had ever gone before. I spoke with Brent Plaisure, vice president of the club.
"You ever try making love to an elk?" he said.
I told him not so as I could remember, so he says " Well its not easy, although the elk doesn't really mind or even notice; it is still safest to shoot them first of course"
Ever since fondling between gays at baseball games became obligatory, I have had a difficult time keeping up with current political correctness, but it seems that they're turning a blind eye toward bestiality in some parts of the world.
It is certain that we have not got to the bottom of this yet.
Kim Quimby reporting.