Available soon, but not in time for Christmas.

Tired of the same old designer water, then try this! You're hammered and you're trying to get home and you're dying of thirst. Just when you thought you'd have to clamber down the embankment and into the ditch for a swig of recent rainfall; STOP! We've done it for you! Mucky Ducky!

Thirst quenching, especially to derelict taste buds, convenient, handy, guaranteed up to government specifications for acid rain; mostly free from heavy metal contaminants, usually only minimal radioactivity, ( which incidentally seems like most broadcast I listen to ) up to 99% free from deadly germs,  same day delivery, in that the same day you get it was when it was delivered, and our no hassle guarantee; if something goes wrong it won't be our problem

Give up slipping around at the bottom of acrid pools, getting soaked in standing sediment ridden run-off, carry a bottle of Mucky Ducky.