Justin LaFlashe, Rogue YBDC Editorial Correspondent, and snake fancier.

 

Citing poor attendance at work, crappy writing, and unauthorized death without first lodging a inter-departmental memo, it was announced today Jack Speechley has been dismissed from the employ of YBDC.  Due to this untimely expiration the editor in chief was deprived of actually firing and ejecting  Speechley from the building, and has subsequently sought grief counseling. 

In the meantime under my watchful eye we will continue to provide insight into the burning issues of the day, like urethritis.

1. The acceptance speech on Oscar night; is this a better definition for " tributary".

2. Can we arrange for jail time for the perpetrator if the "ality" word ending is used in a previously unknown form, ever again. What ever happened to "ness"? Is it too Scottish?

3. Same for anyone making an "-ing" film, ie driving, raising, saving, wanking etc            

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4. Remember a request for loyalty is a quest for cheap labor.

Yours duly,

Justin LaFlashe: not the last, but at least one word in obfusgatality. Not so much a stream of consciousness; more like a trickle. 

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